Tag Archive for: CEO

Corporations Count as People, and Thanks to A.I., I Am Now a Real Boy

The golf started me thinking about what my Fundlbot body should look like. Based on other tech oligarchs, I want to be built like Superman but with shiny cheeks and poor taste in clothes. As for hair, I am torn between curly, straight, or Lex Luthor, but it should definitely look like we spent no money on it.

We at the Bob Committee Are Here to Diversify Your Company

Finding a replacement CEO can be stressful. For every million dollar salary and annual incentive-based award of $25 million, there are very few candidates who are right for the job. It’s a challenge we at the Bob Committee know well. From Bob I. to Bob C. back to Bob I., we are here to help diversify your company with white men over 60 named Bob.

The CEO of Frontier Airlines Addresses FAQ’s On The New Merger

After hours of deliberation and brainstorming to find the best way to combine our two great names, we’ve decided on Front-tit.

Truly Terrible Companies Sending Out Coronavirus CEO E-mails

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Welcome to The Lure, A New Coworking Space For Women Who Are Sea Hags

Apply Now: Fill out your application and chart a new course for your life! And while you're here, chart the course of that Caribbean cruise you've been dreaming about. The doomed won't feast upon themselves, ladies!

Some Other CEO Secrets 

Richard Branson is, indeed, a virgin.