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CARTOON: Dark Roast Ambitions

Brewing Rebellion. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

Double Jeopardy Latte and 14 other Flavors from Rudy Giuliani’s New Designer Coffee Company

KKKona, Grounds Zero, Mister Cofeve, and more!

CARTOON: GM BM

Let it percolate. Today's cartoon by Postmodern Paul.

#CrassCoffee

Asspresso, Dickaffeinated, Chock Full O Butts, and more #CrassCoffee on this week's trending joke game!

Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes

The One Where They Spend Thanksgiving In The Hospital After Rachel’s Trifle Activates Ross’ IBS, The One Where Ross Lectures About How Turkeys Are Related To Dinosaurs And Chandler Fakes An Aneurysm In Order To Leave The Table, The One Where Monica Gets a Prescription for Lexapro And Enjoys Thanksgiving For the First Time, and more!

CARTOON: Caffeine Vampire

Think of your REM cycle dear. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

I'm Your Computer Keyboard And I'm Begging You, Please Stop Eating Over Me

If we can’t fix your messy eating, then we’re going to need to amp up your cleaning habits because as of right now, you’re not doing much for me. Your idea of “cleaning” is turning me over, rapidly shaking me, and wiping whatever debris came out onto the floor and straight into the rug.

CARTOON: Cafe Cures

Feels like today might be a 4 muffin day. Today's cartoon by Jake Goldwasser.

A Cease and Desist Letter From Pumpkins to Starbucks

Perhaps the most egregious offense of this whole debacle is that these sugar soups you call “beverages” are not even made with real pumpkin, just pumpkin flavoring. You need to understand that this is the equivalent of advertising a movie as starring Brad Pitt, when in reality it is just hostage footage of Kirk Cameron.

CARTOON: Caffeine Cannibal

Tasty Tastelessness. Today's cartoon by Dalton Vaughn.

CARTOON: Lenting Venting

Lent Loopholes! Today's cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

CARTOON: Seattle's Best

Not losing a wink with delts like these. Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield.

Six Times People Seemed to Be Leaving Their Tables at the Crowded Coffee Shop, But Were Not

11:00 a.m. A woman put on her Montreal Expos jacket, but she was just cold. On the bright side, neat jacket.

Nail Your Job Interview with These ‘Greatest Weaknesses’

I make coffee so good my entire team once started to cry after their first sip and we all had to go home. It was so embarrassing. I’m being a little vulnerable by telling you about this.

#SadCoffeeDrinks

Cafe Americannot, French DePressed, Clappuccino and more #SadCoffeeDrinks

Overheard at the Westeros Starbucks

"Is my latte still not here? What, exactly, is the holdup? It's like the Long Night in this place! I'm getting grayscale over here!"

CARTOON: Always Use A Coaster

Be safe. Use a coaster. Cartoon by Jack Loftus.

#CoffeeSlogans

Make Americano Great Again, Coffee: Because anger management is too expensive. And more #CoffeeSlogans

Coffee is for Voters

You think this is abuse? You can't take this -- how can you take another term and a half of Trump? I can go out there in November with the candidates you got, make myself a new Senate Judiciary Committee. Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! Get mad! Get mad!! You know what it takes to vote? You just have to be registered.

My Bombshell Revelation: I, Your Friendly Office Co-Worker, Am Actually an Asshole

My fellow GloboPlanet Corporate Headquarters Employees: It…

CARTOON: Pour Over