Double Jeopardy Latte and 14 other Flavors from Rudy Giuliani’s New Designer Coffee Company
Double Jeopardy Latte
Maxwell House Detention
Fresh Grounds for Appeal
KKKona
Grounds Zero
On Ice Coffee
7/11 to Life
Mister Cofeve
Putin Double Shot of Java in the Head
Handcuffeinated
Elliot Nesspresso
Russian Coffee Brewskis
Prison Brew Crew
Cup of Joe Stalin
Pardon My Mocha
Arrested by a Coppuccino
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
