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9 Spooky Halloween Costume Ideas During the Pandemic
Eager Zoomer with suit, tie and no pants, Mummified toilet paper hoarder, 6-foot space invader, and more!
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7 Sexy COVID-19 Halloween Costumes
Sexy Cancelled Wedding: Did you cancel your wedding during COVID-19 or get invited to a cancelled wedding? Mmm, nothing sexier. In this micro-wedding dress, there are cancelled deposits stuck all over, as well as wedding vows from real almost couples who have now broken up cause it’s a pandemic and they realize they hate each other and the other person is a fricking weird chewer.
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New Community Association Guidelines For This Year’s Halloween Festivities
Our smarter, more engineerically inclined neighbors are constructing hydraulic candy launchers and gravity-inspired candy chutes. That’s fine I guess. I’m not one to argue with a smart person.
We do however, discourage haphazardly throwing candy at trick-or-treaters. Candy corn can sting! The CDC method is probably best. We do however, encourage you to throw candy at Marliese and Trent.
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CARTOON: Costume Questions
The Future is Female Fun. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Re-Introductions
Icy Greetings. Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.
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Top Fantastical NFL Halloween Costumes
Unharmed NFL Spouse, Team Owner The Doesn't Harbor Secret Racist Feelings, Employed Protesting Quarterback and more.
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Terrifying Halloween Costumes Based On Our New Normal
Fine Person
Comes with shaved-head skull cap…