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Wendy's Daily Planner
5:30 AM- Delete several dozen dick pics from Burger King. 6:15 AM- Spend 45 minutes getting these fucking pigtails just fucking right. 5:30 PM- Yet more bullying texts from the ghost of my Dad pretending to be Grimace. And more!
#RevoltingRestaurants
Pizza Butt, Jizzler, Booger Fling, and more #RevoltingRestaurants on this week's trending joke game!
We, Arby's, Regret to Inform You We No Longer 'Have the Meats'
We do not anticipate needing to resort to desperate measures, such as having veggies.
Disturbing Secrets of Other Fast-Food Mascots
Jack from Jack In The Box using black-market stem cells to keep his head looking that way.