Disturbing Secrets of Other Fast-Food Mascots

Mayor McCheese funded his last mayoral campaign via sales of crack cocaine.

Burger King definitely involved in the mysterious disappearance of Burger Queen during a mid-90’s ski trip.

Jack from Jack In The Box using black-market stem cells to keep his head looking that way.

Wendy had several members of Congress killed in order to get the Morning After pill legalized.

Ronald McDonald in charge of elaborate underground cock-fighting ring, wherein losing combatants are then used for McNuggets.

Col Sanders facial hair used to disguise his identity as a Nazi war criminal.