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CARTOON: Fish Tales

Glittery gills. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

#FishACelebrity

Anchovy Hathaway, Skate Winslet, Eel Patrick Harris, and more #FishACelebrity on this week's trending joke game!

CARTOON: Catch & Release

Total bait and switch. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Gulping Gills

Parched Perch. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Jesus Fish

Low overhead. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

Spoiled: A Visual Diary of Compromised Groceries

I left my fridge cracked open all night. Please do not judge me. It was very much an accident and I very much need your help. In our current apocalypse, I can’t afford to throw out anything unnecessarily. After all, groceries are gold, and we will soon be forced to use soft cheeses and gluten free English muffins to barter with Bezo-Muskians for safe passage off Earth! Is it spoiled?

CARTOON: Baggyfish

Under the sea...Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.

CARTOON: Smells Fishy

Spawn here often? Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

#FishAChristmasMovie

The Salmon Clause, Rudolphin the Red-Nosed Reindeer, It's a Flounderful Life, and more #FishAChristmasMovie on this week's trending joke game!

Fact Check: A Race of Fish-Eating Monsters Does Not Live Above Water

“Many fish get lost if they go too far up,” says Bass. “But that doesn’t mean they’re leaving the water or getting transported to some mystical ‘dry land’ where they’re chopped to pieces and devoured by walking-talking giants. Those stories are pure make-believe.”

CARTOON: Vote Earth

Grow some gills and let's get wet. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

#FishASitcom

Sharks and Recreation, The Dick Van Pike Show, The Shrimpsons, and more #FishASitcom on this week's trending joke game!

Submerged TV Series Brought About By Global Warming

The Walrusing  Dead, House Of Carps, Who’s Th’ Bass? and more!

CARTOON: Whale Whine

Time to move to the tail. Today's cartoon by Madeline Horwath.

#FishAnActionMovie

Raiders of the Lost Carp, Death Fish, Get Trout and more #FishAnActionMovie on this week's hashtag game!

When You Wish Upon A Starfish, Only Fish-Related Dreams Can Come True (By Bob Iger, CEO Of Disney)

Again folks, we here at Disney apologize deeply for this oversight. But, as you can see, the effect that this policy-update should have on your day-to-day wish/dream schedule is, at best, minimal. And as long as you remember that starfish-related wishes should only be made in the context of fish-related dreams, then there should be no problem whatsoever!

9 Amazingly Incredible Boxing Day Facts

They say on Boxing Day, if you were good all year, Mike Tyson visits you in the middle of the night and personally punches you in the face. And more.

CARTOON: Fish Foiled

Wait, what's the question? Today's cartoon by Jack Loftus.

CARTOON: Final Flush

Making those important last arrangements for beyond the drain.

Sea Monkeys, A Starter Kit for Disappointment

Long before Facebook and Instagram gave the masses the tools…

CARTOON: De-evolution

Top Five Signs That Your Pet Goldfish Is a Stockbroker from the 80's

It’s your worst nightmare, you come home late one night to…

CARTOON: Therapy Fish