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New “He’s Back” Fundraising Menu
$10,000 entering a vehicle he’s paraded in. $15,000 having Kayleigh breathe on you $20,000 enjoying a make out session with Hope (normal rates slashed in half!)

A Stalker Murders Me (A Story Composed from Presidential Campaign Fundraising Emails)
I am frustrated and angry today
This is a crisis you cannot ignore
running out of time
Thomas!

Turning Your Lemonade Stand Into A Solid Money-Maker
Wet Lemonade T-Shirt Contests with several of the neighborhood…