Wet Lemonade T-Shirt Contests with several of the neighborhood moms.
Medicine cup shot of prescription cough syrup added to any glass for an extra two bucks.
Hire the wheelchair-bound kid from down the street to sit in front of your lemonade stand.
Answers to next week’s history quiz printed on certain cups.
Half price refills for Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, and other door-to-door religious nuts.
In order to eliminate the competition, call the police and tell them that the ice-cream truck driver has touched you inappropriately.
Change your stand to 24/7 service by having your parents extend your curfew.
Decorate your stand with posters and promotional items from the hit Beyoncé song Lemonade.
Promote your lemonade as a hangover cure.
Add a tablespoon of Metamucil for senior citizen customers.
Add some meth
Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence