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Truly Terrible Congressional Cost Cutting Measures

Less expensive prostitutes for out-of- town conferences. Congress looking into ways of potentially harvesting the energy created by massive book burnings. And more!

Trump’s Golden Intelligence Briefing

Thank you for meeting with us today, Mr. President-elect. We…

Whore-O-Scope

[Prostitutional Premonitions] Aries (March 21- April 19) You…