Marjorie Taylor Greene’s $15K per month skin-tag removal costs no longer covered by group insurance.
Federally mandated virus-weaponization labs using the homeless as test subjects losing two of their five employee break room vending machines.
Less expensive prostitutes for out-of- town conferences.
Congress looking into ways of potentially harvesting the energy created by massive book burnings.
Members of Congress now have to bring in their own adult diapers from home.
Congress-wide holiday gift coupon books for Epstein Island being discontinued.
Members of Congress can only have one person per member killed off the books, as opposed to four as in previous years.
Mental health medical coverage for congressional members has been discontinued, as most members of the GOP were not using said services anyway.
Not going to do anything, just going to change and distort the facts in history books later.
- About the Author
- Latest Posts
Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence