Tag Archive for: IG

If You Have a Podcast, But No One Listens, Do You Still Exist? Sort of.

/
According to science, the answer is “yes”. If a tree falls in the forest, it would invariably emit sound waves even if no one is around to hear them. So, yay! You are a living breathing human being with a body and a desperate need of attention. But, according to the blogosphere, the answer is a resounding “no”. You do not exist. Not where it matters most — on the interwebs. What a conundrum — to simultaneously exist and not exist. Like Schrödinger’s cat. You’re both alive and dead at the same time. 

An Influencer Reviews the Cardiologist

Keep in mind, this place is as exclusive as Soho House when it was cool, so forget about a walk-in. You’ll schedule with the office concierge, and it may take months to get off the waitlist. Don’t forget to have your GP vouch for you! They won’t let just anyone seek treatment.

CARTOON: Instagrim

Pics or it didn't happen. Today's cartoon by Dave Whamond.

Truly Terrible Signs That Your BFF Chelsea Is A Hobgoblin

Her cute new manicure is actually blood and gore from tearing out the throats of her enemies. She's been looking at David's Instagram photos without liking or commenting. And more!