Truly Terrible Signs That Your BFF Chelsea Is A Hobgoblin

Her bong is the preserved skull of an infant.

Her cute new manicure is actually blood and gore from tearing out the throats of her enemies.

Her relationship status of “It’s complicated” indicates that she’s hungrily devoured the intestinal tract of yet another homeless derelict.

She’s been giving you the silent treatment ever since you began to see David on a regular basis.

She sheds an entire skin body-suit on your futon, and then doesn’t even stick around for brunch.

She throws out an entire box of pizza rolls to make room in the freezer for her vials of spinal fluid.

She’s been looking at David’s Instagram photos without liking or commenting.

She returned that cute top with scorch marks and a bit of brain matter on the left sleeve.