15 Fascinating German Words With Imagined English Translations

Draoug (noun) - One handful of beer. Könbleiben (noun) - The realization that you no longer fit into your lederhosen due to one too many draougen. And more!

I'm Speaking to the Server at This Portuguese Restaurant in French, Goddamnit

I’m back from my study abroad in France, everyone.

Questions, Comments, and Concerns for Common Figures of Speech

Dog eat dog world: Sure, I know about dog fights. But dog cannibals? That’s a bit of a stretch for me. But you know what animals famously eat each other? Hamsters. So my edits for this “classic” saying is, let’s gain some accuracy and start saying we live in a “hamster eat hamster world.” It’s time to expose those bastards.