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Letting You Know That a Porn Account Is Impersonating You and That I Did NOT Pay It $183 for Feet Pic
Honestly, so not cool of this person to use your images without your consent. Even worse for them to promise me a great deal on 10 pairs of stinky worn socks if I gave them my full legal name, home address, credit card info, and social security number. I mean, who’s so desperately horny to fall for that one?
A Breakdown Of Where Your Weekly Church Contribution Goes
$ 195 eBay purchase of a Pop-Tart in the exact shape of the Virgin Mary. $ 125.00 Money spent to ensure that church security keeps homeless people off of church property. $ 87 3 dozen bags of marshmallows, 8 syringes of sodium pentothal for Youth Group retreat.
CARTOON: Telephoney
Can we all retire from this? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
GoFundMe Story Written By An Influencer Who Totally Hates To Accept ANYTHING From ANYONE
I need to be in SoHo to be surrounded by my fellow influencers and high-ranking members of society. As you know, I hate networking (see my YouTube video “Daily Struggles Of A Hot, Social Introvert”) but it has to be done.
You May Have Been Affected By Our Recent Dog-Walking Breach. What to Do Next.
Dear Ellen,
As I’m sure you’re aware, the Park Slope community…