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Origin Stories of Weirdly Specific Rules
This Burger King Ice Machine is For Soda Not For Genitals, Absolutely No Squirrels in the Indoor Hot Tub, and more!
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Thoughts on the Proposed Ban on Feeding Birds and Squirrels in New York City Parks, from the Birds and Squirrels
TINA, GREY SQUIRREL: They wouldn't be bothering with this ban if they knew how close they are to extinction.