Tag Archive for: UN

The Skipper Addresses the Professor’s Coconut Enrichment Threat
Upon taking office last year, I immediately opened negotiations with the Professor and offered him full economic cooperation in exchange for ending his coconut-cream enrichment program but he refused. He absolutely refused. That was a big mistake. Then in Operation Midnight Banana, I ordered Gilligan to obliterate his enrichment program beneath mountains of rubble. And again, I urged the so-called Professor to make a deal, and again, he refused.

A New Round Of Russian Sanctions
MGM Studios will remaster Rocky IV by digitally replacing Ivan Drago with Jar Jar Binks, Siberia will now be called 'Other Alaska', Rubles are now worth .000095 of a shirt button, and more!

Mr. Assad, We Find This One Specific Type Of Murder Unacceptable
Dear Mr. Assad,
We, the collected powers of France, the…

Trump’s Definitions of Common, Everyday Political Terms
President-Elect Trump recently referred to the UN as simply "a…
