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Debuting on Broadband: The Book of Zuckerberg
Hello! My name is Elder Zuckerberg and I would like to share with you the most amazing update to my book. The good book. The Facebook. Not only can you follow your friends, but now, you can also follow God with the help of the new worship features available to you. That’s right, sinners. I brought God to Facebook so you can experience salvation.
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Welcome to the Zuckerberg Mansion Audio Tour
You may have noticed you’re being followed. Don’t panic. The fully realized T-800 behind you was originally intended to guard the estate. Instead, Mr. Zuckerberg programmed the killing machine to be his friend, and lose against him in laser-tag. Now he’s just lonely. Sometimes, the two played “Spike Ball.”
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Some Other CEO Secrets
Richard Branson is, indeed, a virgin.
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Silence of the Notifications
INT. PRISON — DAY: CLARICE, a young FBI agent, approaches a cell where MARK ZUCKERBERG is being contained.
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15 Ways To Determine If Your Facebook Post Contains Hate Speech
It uses derogatory language to describe a person, animal, country,…
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Portrait of a Young Zuckerberg
It is said that, as a child, Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for…