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17 Ways To Make It Seem Like You’re Still Listening When You’ve Stopped Paying Attention
Make encouraging sounds like “Mmhmm” or “Uh-huh.” You’ll probably want to alternate among a few different ones so it doesn’t sound like you’re meditating. Repeat whatever they say. You got this! No, don't literally repeat it! Why did you do that? “I also lost my job”?!?! You didn’t lose your job! I meant that you should say something like: “What I’m hearing is that you lost your job.” Jeez.
September 23, 2021/by Emily Bressler
#BookAFruit
War & Peach, The Lime Machine, The Karma Fruitra, and more #BookAFruit on this week's trending joke game!
September 22, 2021/by Weekly Humorist Hashtag Games
CARTOON: Falling Down
Leaf me alone! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
September 22, 2021/by Peter KuperTransaction for authorofpoetry@hotmail.com

WHO TED IT: Lasso or Nugent?
“As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.” “Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.” And more!
September 21, 2021/by Emily Flake
CARTOON: BatDad
That bulb is gonna need changing soon. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.
September 21, 2021/by Tom ChittyTransaction for tomfarley88@gmail.com

Most Commonly Accessed FAQs On The Farmers Only Website
"There's a lot to like about these guys, but ultimately, we just didn't click. Any chance you could just sell me a dildo that's been spritzed with Stetson cologne?"
September 17, 2021/by Kit Lively
How To Install An Outdoor Trampoline Basketball Hoop (Or Anything Else Requiring Assembly)
Step #1 - Read the instructions.
Step #2 - Ask yourself why, in America, the instructions appear to be written in an Anglo-Frisian dialect from the 7th century AD.
Step #3 - Look at the illustrations. Those have to be more helpful than the Old English of Step #2.
September 17, 2021/by Josh LorenzoStep #2 - Ask yourself why, in America, the instructions appear to be written in an Anglo-Frisian dialect from the 7th century AD.
Step #3 - Look at the illustrations. Those have to be more helpful than the Old English of Step #2.

CARTOON: Precious Protection
Rest up! Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.
September 17, 2021/by Dan Misdea
CARTOON: Beach Read
Fiction friction. Today's cartoon by Scott Masear.
September 16, 2021/by Scott Masear
The Cartoon Pad w/ mini podcast discussion: Cartoon Caption Contest
BONUS CONTENT: A Cartoon Pad mini podcast recording drama queen co-host Bob Eckstein’s dismay at co-host Michael Shaw’s appearance on the competing Cartoon Caption Contest podcast and why Michael can’t be interesting on HIS own podcast.
September 16, 2021/by The Cartoon Pad
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17 Ways To Make It Seem Like You’re Still Listening When You’ve Stopped Paying Attention
Make encouraging sounds like “Mmhmm” or “Uh-huh.” You’ll probably want to alternate among a few different ones so it doesn’t sound like you’re meditating. Repeat whatever they say. You got this! No, don't literally repeat it! Why did you do that? “I also lost my job”?!?! You didn’t lose your job! I meant that you should say something like: “What I’m hearing is that you lost your job.” Jeez.
September 23, 2021/by Emily Bressler
#BookAFruit
War & Peach, The Lime Machine, The Karma Fruitra, and more #BookAFruit on this week's trending joke game!
September 22, 2021/by Weekly Humorist Hashtag Games
CARTOON: Falling Down
Leaf me alone! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
September 22, 2021/by Peter KuperTransaction for authorofpoetry@hotmail.com

WHO TED IT: Lasso or Nugent?
“As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.” “Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.” And more!
September 21, 2021/by Emily Flake
CARTOON: BatDad
That bulb is gonna need changing soon. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.
September 21, 2021/by Tom ChittyTransaction for tomfarley88@gmail.com

Most Commonly Accessed FAQs On The Farmers Only Website
"There's a lot to like about these guys, but ultimately, we just didn't click. Any chance you could just sell me a dildo that's been spritzed with Stetson cologne?"
September 17, 2021/by Kit Lively
How To Install An Outdoor Trampoline Basketball Hoop (Or Anything Else Requiring Assembly)
Step #1 - Read the instructions.
Step #2 - Ask yourself why, in America, the instructions appear to be written in an Anglo-Frisian dialect from the 7th century AD.
Step #3 - Look at the illustrations. Those have to be more helpful than the Old English of Step #2.
September 17, 2021/by Josh LorenzoStep #2 - Ask yourself why, in America, the instructions appear to be written in an Anglo-Frisian dialect from the 7th century AD.
Step #3 - Look at the illustrations. Those have to be more helpful than the Old English of Step #2.

CARTOON: Precious Protection
Rest up! Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.
September 17, 2021/by Dan Misdea
CARTOON: Beach Read
Fiction friction. Today's cartoon by Scott Masear.
September 16, 2021/by Scott Masear
The Cartoon Pad w/ mini podcast discussion: Cartoon Caption Contest
BONUS CONTENT: A Cartoon Pad mini podcast recording drama queen co-host Bob Eckstein’s dismay at co-host Michael Shaw’s appearance on the competing Cartoon Caption Contest podcast and why Michael can’t be interesting on HIS own podcast.
September 16, 2021/by The Cartoon Pad
