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Stop Degrading My Stories with Your Smut: A Plea from a Former Mad Libs Writer
At a recent garage sale, I stumbled upon a used copy of Wackadoodle Mad Libs, one of my proudest literary achievements. Naturally, I was eager to flip through this old classic and personally witness the innocent sparks of imagination that my prose had fostered. What I saw instead was alarming, and more specifically, disgusting. Nearly every word that had been penciled into this children’s book was a reference to private body parts and/or their functional versatility. This is not an appropriate use of my work, and it must not continue.
At The Fantasy Island Frozen Yogurt Stand
Mr. Rourke: Hello, and welcome to the Fantasy Island Frozen Yogurt Experience. How may we facilitate your yogurt fantasies today?
CARTOON: Big Head
Don't get a big head or anything. Today's cartoon by M.R. Miller and Nick Greenberg.
I’m Your Computer Keyboard And I’m Begging You, Please Stop Eating Over Me
If we can’t fix your messy eating, then we’re going to need to amp up your cleaning habits because as of right now, you’re not doing much for me. Your idea of “cleaning” is turning me over, rapidly shaking me, and wiping whatever debris came out onto the floor and straight into the rug.
17 Ways To Make It Seem Like You’re Still Listening When You’ve Stopped Paying Attention
Make encouraging sounds like “Mmhmm” or “Uh-huh.” You’ll probably want to alternate among a few different ones so it doesn’t sound like you’re meditating. Repeat whatever they say. You got this! No, don't literally repeat it! Why did you do that? “I also lost my job”?!?! You didn’t lose your job! I meant that you should say something like: “What I’m hearing is that you lost your job.” Jeez.
#BookAFruit
War & Peach, The Lime Machine, The Karma Fruitra, and more #BookAFruit on this week's trending joke game!
CARTOON: Falling Down
Leaf me alone! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
Transaction for authorofpoetry@hotmail.com
WHO TED IT: Lasso or Nugent?
“As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.” “Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.” And more!
CARTOON: BatDad
That bulb is gonna need changing soon. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.
Transaction for tomfarley88@gmail.com
Most Commonly Accessed FAQs On The Farmers Only Website
"There's a lot to like about these guys, but ultimately, we just didn't click. Any chance you could just sell me a dildo that's been spritzed with Stetson cologne?"
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Stop Degrading My Stories with Your Smut: A Plea from a Former Mad Libs Writer
At a recent garage sale, I stumbled upon a used copy of Wackadoodle Mad Libs, one of my proudest literary achievements. Naturally, I was eager to flip through this old classic and personally witness the innocent sparks of imagination that my prose had fostered. What I saw instead was alarming, and more specifically, disgusting. Nearly every word that had been penciled into this children’s book was a reference to private body parts and/or their functional versatility. This is not an appropriate use of my work, and it must not continue.
At The Fantasy Island Frozen Yogurt Stand
Mr. Rourke: Hello, and welcome to the Fantasy Island Frozen Yogurt Experience. How may we facilitate your yogurt fantasies today?
CARTOON: Big Head
Don't get a big head or anything. Today's cartoon by M.R. Miller and Nick Greenberg.
I’m Your Computer Keyboard And I’m Begging You, Please Stop Eating Over Me
If we can’t fix your messy eating, then we’re going to need to amp up your cleaning habits because as of right now, you’re not doing much for me. Your idea of “cleaning” is turning me over, rapidly shaking me, and wiping whatever debris came out onto the floor and straight into the rug.
17 Ways To Make It Seem Like You’re Still Listening When You’ve Stopped Paying Attention
Make encouraging sounds like “Mmhmm” or “Uh-huh.” You’ll probably want to alternate among a few different ones so it doesn’t sound like you’re meditating. Repeat whatever they say. You got this! No, don't literally repeat it! Why did you do that? “I also lost my job”?!?! You didn’t lose your job! I meant that you should say something like: “What I’m hearing is that you lost your job.” Jeez.
#BookAFruit
War & Peach, The Lime Machine, The Karma Fruitra, and more #BookAFruit on this week's trending joke game!
CARTOON: Falling Down
Leaf me alone! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
Transaction for authorofpoetry@hotmail.com
WHO TED IT: Lasso or Nugent?
“As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.” “Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.” And more!
CARTOON: BatDad
That bulb is gonna need changing soon. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.
Transaction for tomfarley88@gmail.com
Most Commonly Accessed FAQs On The Farmers Only Website
"There's a lot to like about these guys, but ultimately, we just didn't click. Any chance you could just sell me a dildo that's been spritzed with Stetson cologne?"