Truly Terrible Signs That You’re Attending A Crummy Carnival

The sawdust from the Big Top is used to bulk up large orders of meth.

The Haunted House is genuinely haunted by the dozens of people who have died on the rides over the years.

Their petting zoo features only tapeworms.

Upon closer inspection, the Merry Go Round uses corpses of actual horses.

The games on the Midway are all run by Jigsaw from the SAW movies.

All of the animals in the Big Top turn out to be kidnapped people in Furry costumes.

The House Of Mirrors has been completely taken over by cokeheads.

You end up spending all of your tickets on using the porta-potties.