CARTOON: Diet War

What could possibly go wrong? Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Mistakes

He makes a good point. Today's cartoon by Brian Hawes and Seth Roberts.

CARTOON: Type

Not a fan of real winners. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Debatable

Debatable demo. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Keeping Up

Feeling stranded? Today's cartoon by Steve McGinn.

CARTOON: Way Unfair

Family Reassembly Required. Today's cartoon by Jeremy Nguyen.

CARTOON: The Ass

Definitely Not Born To Run. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Huckzilla

Huckzilla heads home. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Bottoms Up

Vote to save our livers! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Trump Force One

In case of emergency use your Big Mac as a flotation device. Today's cartoon by J.C. Duffy.

CARTOON: Trump Agreement

Finally something we all can agree on! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Proposal

Popped the Questionable Question. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Disaster Relief

Can we get Presidential Disaster Relief? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Social Anxiety

Afraid your fate is sealed? Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: Hater Hatter

Donald in Blunderland. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Mueller Decoded

Clear enough now? Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: Spelling Bee Spell

Can you use it in a sentence? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Sing Along With Mueller

Only hear what you want to hear? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Monetary Pains

When passing go passes you by. Today's cartoon by Steve McGinn.

CARTOON: I Don't Do Cover-Ups

I Don't Do Cover-Ups. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Trump Taxes

Seems like he really, really, really doesn't want anyone seeing these taxes, right? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Ganging Up

Multiple Professional Personalities. Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: KISS THIS

Real Psycho Circus. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Fingered

Nasty hangnails. Today's cartoon by Derek Evernden.

CARTOON: Unbelievably Believable

Unbelievably believable. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Big Banged

99 year sentences. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: TrumpCrow

Repel and replace. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Smotherly Love

Now wipe that schmutz off your face! Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Weekend Wishes

It's nobody's fault! Really! Today's cartoon by Joseph Dottino.

CARTOON: Abracadabra!

Amazingly made her attraction disappear! Today's cartoon by Lars Kenseth.

CARTOON: Re-Introductions

Icy Greetings. Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Hold On Tight!

Don't get carried away! Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Statue of ██bert█

Terms and Conditions subject to change. Today's cartoon by Paul lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Rock Clock

Wish you could roll back time? Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Biden 2020

A strong whiff for Washington. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Wise Guys

Busted Kneecaps for $500. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Baby Burp

Work Risks. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively.

CARTOON: Happy Earth Day!

Keep it tight! Earth Day cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: He Has Risen

Behold, the word of the 'Splat'. Cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Easter Bunnies

Go forth with the word, and multiply, a lot. Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Road Map

Redacted Roadmap. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Pharaoh's Phrogs

Happy Passover! Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: Spreading the Word

Hoppy Easter. Today's cartoon Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: On Guard

Everything's fine. Nothing to see here. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: TrumpCare

Gotta keep the tweeter healthy. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Tax Dreadlines

Is it permanently extended? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Blurry Breakthrough

Amazing discovery, we think. Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Redaction Faction

Need more paint and marker for cover-up, er, um...redaction. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Served

Getting a degree in doing time. Maybe prison has a crew team! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Trump Taxes

Didn't you receive my form 1040-FU? Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Volume Value

Volume non-value-add. Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Snowman Baseball

We need to bring the heat. Opening day cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Trumpcare

Just a few more aaaaand we've solved it. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Drawn To A Close

Drawn to a close. Did we miss any? Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Barred Mueller Report

Barr totally read the Mueller Report, so you don't have to. Like CliffsNotes! Stop asking so many questions. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Commander In Tweet

Trump socialized media. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Hellish Neverland

Who's Bad? He's bad. Really, really bad. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

New L'Oréal Cover Boy

Because you're worth it. Today's Pic Quip by Sarah Hutto!

CARTOON: Spring Flowers

Spring has sprung! But it will cost you. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively.

CARTOON: Real March Madness

Which Cinderella story is making it all the way...to the final downfall? Click to see the full bracket! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Always Use A Coaster

Be safe. Use a coaster. Cartoon by Jack Loftus.

CARTOON: Running

Throwing tiny hat with a squirty flower in the ring. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: How Rude!

Cut. It. Out. You got it dude. Any more 90's catchphrases? Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Feeling Safe?

If only he listened that intently at home. Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Snowballs

Just try to think about baseball. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Degrading

Degrading. Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Cleaners

Nasty stains. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: I'm Melting!

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Infant Insights

Got your nose? Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Universal Emergency

And we thought Scroktux Cril was annoying! Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Twitter Character

Twitter characters show character. Today's cartoon by Rich Powell.

CARTOON: Spice of Life

We might be in a rut. Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: Trump Valentine

Are you tired? Because you've been Russian around my head all day. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Rover On The Run

Maybe it's just not into you. Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

Valentine's From Your Mom's New Boyfriend

You're a HOOT...by the way OWL be moving my Bowflex into your playroom.

CARTOON: Valentine Smarts

Chocolate Heart Inflation. Today's cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.

CARTOON: President Trump's Dog

CARTOON: Wallnuts

Allergic to both? Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

What The Wall Will Actually Be Made Of

Former Trump Staff Members: Why not explore Trump's "human wall" idea further? A pile of former White House staffers would be just as good as your average fence (and no less transparent).

CARTOON: How Donald Trump Uses Executive Time

An illustrated guide to the important daily activities of our commander-in-cheese.

CARTOON: Super Bowl Halftime Show Closeted Maroon 5 Super Fans

Ugh, these guys are the WORST! Turn it up. Today's cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.

CARTOON: National State of Emergency

Frozen Putz. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: OCD

Repeat. And Again. And Again. Just one more time. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: On Point

Very on point! Today's cartoon by Eugenia Viti.

CARTOON: NEW KIDS BOOK! 'All My Friends Are Indicted' by Donald J. Trump

If you are a fan of the bestselling "All My Friends Are Dead" series of books then you'll want to pick up this new book hot off the presses!

CARTOON: Air Force * 1

One small change. Huge difference. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Niche Economy

So many options, just one thing. Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: Black Mirror - Choose Your Own Adventure!

What incredible path will you choose!? Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Marshmallow Diet

There's no escape. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Trump Decision Making

Here's some insight into Donald Trump's decision making process. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Spinning Nixon

Gravely embarrassing comparisons. Today's cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.

CARTOON: Killer Deals

Killer deals. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: The Wall

The Wall, signed, sealed & delivered. (If you play it backwards, it also can't believe Trump is president! ) Today's cartoon by David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Ice Cream Meds

Take 4 pints and call in the morning. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Fight Club

The true sounds of silence. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

CARTOON: New Year's Eve

Hope everyone survived last night! Happy New Year! Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: Baby New Year

The beginning of the end? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Car Shopping

Wait til you see the trunk! Honk. Honk. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Trump Xmas

Everything spins. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Secret Santa

The safe word is NOG. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Christmas Past

CARTOON: Baked Cookies

Nothing like freshly baked cookies. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Deck The Halls

Cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

Festive Methods Of Suicide

    The Ol’ Mistletoe over the exhaust…

CARTOON: Wall Funding

CARTOON: Emoluments Claus

I want to make money from all of this. Can you pay me too? Today's cartoon by J.C. Duffy.

CARTOON: Holiday Economy Flowchart

CARTOON: Christmas Spirit

Less is more. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Trump Cover

Donald was pissed that he wasn't the Person of the Year for TIME Magazine. But another publication made him Person of the Century! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: 23andMany

That's a lot of mommy's kissing Santa. Today's cartoon by Scott Nickel.

CARTOON: Yuletide Ban

Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand!

CARTOON: Trump's Number 1!

Everyone knows Trump is "Individual-1." Mueller really lets him know! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: RBG Color Coded

RBG Color Coded. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers

PETA: Words Matter

PETA says stop using language that keeps animals out of your pants!

CARTOON: Country Trees Visit The City

It's not worse, it's just different. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Flying Vultures

Don't even get us started on the boarding groups. Today's cartoon by Michael Maiello & Marty Dundics.

Other Main Characters That Should Be Killed Off

Now that we know from 'The Conner's'- killing off a main character can help ratings. It's open season.

CARTOON: Holiday Tripping

Take a holiday trip! Today's cartoon by Scott Nickel!

CARTOON: Enough About Me

It's important to be an active listener. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: Budget Cuts

"Our budget ran out right about here." Today's cartoon by Tim Oliphant

CARTOON: Mitch McConnell Neckrophilia

How Mitch McConnell spent his Thanksgiving. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: UFO

Killer Combo. Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Turkey Trot

CARTOON: Turkey Autopsy

CARTOON: Smart Dip

Thinking about a snack? Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

CARTOON: Crazy Straws

CARTOON: You Lose! I Win!

I Call No Tag Backs! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Super Choices

Election Day super cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

CARTOON: Voter Turnout

When the best case scenario is the worst case scenario. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Flip or Flop: Washington D.C.

Premiers after "This Dysfunctional Old House" Check local listings.

CARTOON: Migrant Caravan

Though, maybe avoid any large moving mobs for now. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Trump Blimp in USA

Everything else, pretty accurate. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Trick or Treat or Vote

Trick or Treat or Vote. Today's truly terrifying cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: U.S. Belabor Secretary

Everything is going amazingly well. So well. The best...Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

Voter Pledge Card for the Liberal Elite

Perfect candidate isn’t running, maybe don't toss out your vote!

CARTOON: Gender Reknitted

Trump Reknitted Genders. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Delicious Magic

From Ordinary Into Extraordinary! Delicious Magic. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Greeting Cards For The Narcissist

Sometimes you need some ME time. 'Greeting Cards For The Narcissist' Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Mega Millions Odds

May the odds be ever in your favor. But, they really, really aren't. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Trump Stump For Ted Cruz

Nothing like getting endorsed by such a great pal! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers!

CARTOON: Just Checking

Toss in a casino while you're at it. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Funny Ending

Treat Yourself. Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Social Emergency

Be prepared for A REAL Emergency. Today's cartoon by Jordan Peterson.

CARTOON: Art Class

Frustrating times 8. Today's cartoon by Jack Loftus.