"I Voted...because the sticker matches my sense of civic duty, and also my new fall coat." Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

Let's go streaking! Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Washington, DC—In a shocking move this morning, the US Senate voted unanimously to push surprise nominee Gritty though into the highest court in America. Gritty is a monster with an impeccable record, both in his academic standing and his professional history. He is known for his athleticism, hobby marksmanship and googly eyes.

Phallic Fallacy. Today's cartoon by Philip Witte.

Exciting Breakthroughs. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

Goals: Supreme Court Justice or FBI (Federal Breast Inspector) Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers

Buyer beware. Today's cartoon by Sara Lautman

Tough choices, maybe try the soup?

Making those final arrangements can sound delicious. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

Trumpunzel, Trumpunzel, let down your...is that hair? Everything is fine, just tweet away! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively

  written by Kit Lively

You can't argue with logic.

A second, identical nose on the side of her face. Neil…

Originally published in The New York Times.