Upcoming SyFy Channel Movies!

Queef Reef

A swingers resort located near the beach begins to lose members to man eating sharks, until a retired gynecologist discovers that underwater queefs keep the terrifying creatures at bay.

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3 Headed Piranha Vs 3 Headed Lifeguard

The 3 Headed Piranha has finally met it’s match against the 3 Headed Lifeguard, until the latter unfortunately dies from complications due to his tragic deformity.

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Let’s Make An Eel

A half man / half eel runs rampant on the set of the popular game show Let’s Make A Deal, and worst of all the son of a bitch ends up winning most of the prizes!

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Jolly Fish

A young but brilliant marine biologist discovers a method of making jelly fish as docile as pets, but things go from bad to worse when the jelly fish begin humping legs.

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Crabby Patty

Aquarium employee Daryl is totally fed up with his crabby wife bitching at him all of the time, so he plans to feed her to a large tank of ravenous crabs.  Also, her name is Patty.

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Slingray

Billy Bob Thornton voices the title character, a simple minded but decent stingray who just wants to put in a good day’s work, but stupid rednecks keep forcing him to kill them.

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Squid From Beyond

A terrifying squid from outer space heads to Earth for the purpose of conquest, but unfortunately is forced into the world of amateur pornography by unscrupulous locals.

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Alligatori

SyFy finally gives you all what you’ve been clamoring for, 90 solid minutes of a CGI alligator feasting upon a CGI Tori Spelling.