20 Trump-Approved Alternative Names for New Mexico

Greater West Texas 

Pueblovania

Arizonaesque

New Greenland

Area51+

Oddflagistan

Yet Another Washington

Landgrabico

Nix Mex

Rump Colorado

America Firstexico

Trumpicano

New Magastan

Old West Stand-In

Gringolina

New Texico (check with legal)

Pretextico

Ex-Mexico

X-ico (Elon’s suggestion)

Real Wakanda