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Canadians To Stop Making Penises And Six Other Headlines I Read Too Fast And What They Really Said

A Sinking New Museum Aims to Put a Small Turkish Town on the Art-World Map

A Striking New Museum Aims to Put a Small Turkish Town on the Art-World Map


Cosmetologist wins a Nobel Prize in Physics 

Cosmologist wins a Nobel Prize in Physics




Canadians To Stop Making Penises

Canadians To Stop Making Pennies


The Best Cancers For Your Brain

The Best Careers For Your Brain


Ten Fossil Resume Mistakes

Ten Foolish Resume Mistakes


Hump Sum or Annuity?  The Best Way To Get Your Lottery Millions

Lump Sum or Annuity?  The Best Way To Get Your Lottery Millions


Embarrassing Porn Photos

Embarrassing Prom Photos


by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…