Nice ICE and 10 Other Canadian Things Renamed by Trump
Canadian Bacon — Freedom Ham
Canada Dry — America First Ginger Ale
Canadian Club Whisky — Sour MAGA Mash
Canadian Rockies — Trump’s Bumps
Canadian Mounties — Nice ICE
Canadian Football — American Football Lite
Canadian Tuxedo — The Mar-a-Lago Denim Suit
CBC — Fifty-First State Broadcasting Company
Canadian Ham — Patriotic Pig Patties
Canadian Thanksgiving — Early American Thanksgiving
Canadian Goose — America’s Honker
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
