Entries by Adrienne Teeley

Best of 2020

Elon Musk Brainstorms More Ways to Help During the Pandemic

It’s an outrage that healthcare providers don’t have access to critical medical supplies, like masks with Bluetooth capability. Docs are treating sick people every day, but what about sick beats? See if we can spin up a model that can RickRoll patients when things get too heavy.


Thank You For Attending This Memorial Service, Please Vote On November 6th

  Thank you for joining us today at St. Ben’s as we honor the life and spirit of Thomas McCafferey. Thomas was the kind of person who demonstrated time and time again that it only takes a moment to brighten someone’s day. And you know, there’s another thing that only takes a moment and also […]


Would You Like To Work At Our Start Up?

Hello, Trailblazer! Are you a passionate, driven individual who is hellbent on disrupting any industry you can get your hands on? Do you thrive off optimization? Is your home address in the open source ecosystem? Were you birthed digitally? If you’re relentlessly committed to crushing your goals, killing the game, and won’t get freaked out […]


Dry January Activities That Don’t Require Alcohol, Just An Unwavering Commitment To Fighting Corruption In The Figure Skating Community

It can be hard not to count the days until Dry January is over and then the first twelve days of February are over so you can finally watch the figure skating events in Pyeongchang. But don’t despair! Here are some fun activities to get you through the month that don’t require alcohol, just a […]


I Bought An Exercise Ball For My Desk And Now It’s Easier Than Ever To Masturbate at Work

I try to make healthy choices, so I bought an exercise ball to sit on while I’m at my desk. It has helped strengthen my core and it’s made it easier than ever to masturbate at work. When I started using the exercise ball, it didn’t take me long to notice that I was actually […]