Well, either way, her baby is our nation’s future and Meghan, the girl who painted her face red, punched your dad in the throat, and then pants-ed him (with underwear) is now in charge of it!
About Alexis Novak
Alexis Novak is a comedy writer living in Los Angeles. You can read her word bundles in Mad Magazine, McSweeney's, and Reductress. Let her know if you need anything.
Entries by Alexis Novak
Chocolate Heart Inflation. Today’s cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.
Ugh, these guys are the WORST! Turn it up. Today’s cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.
Gravely embarrassing comparisons. Today’s cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.
Every year we entertain the Grinch by playing along as he tries to ‘steal’ Christmas, but this year he can keep it–I am tired.