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CARTOON: Go Ahead, Make My Millennium
It’s Showtime! Today’s cartoon Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Herstory
Future is Female. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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Existential Baseball Calls
Out, but what does that mean? Sun interference, but you still blame yourself, Home run, but it still doesn’t leave you fulfilled. And more!
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CARTOON: Balloon Bash
Justice in the Air. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: College Admissions
Hope they teach creative accounting. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Unreal Estate
Look out for the wave of new buyers. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Passover Plated
Tears of isolation, some bitterness, and more!
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CARTOON: Free & Clear
Also steal as many supplies as you want. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Burning Question
Could get much better!? HAHAHAHA. Not! Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Fur Tree Folks
Don’t get all sappy. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
Best of 2020
How to Have a Super-Traditional Hanukkah That Is in NO Way Like Christmas
Night 6: The kids complained that the Hanukkah Bush is too small. Race around your backyard trying to find something larger–oh look! It’s the evergreen that’s been growing outside your den for the past three decades. Hack it down, prop it up in your bay window, and emblazon it with enough twinkling Hanukkah miracles that it glows radioactively. It is the Festival of Lights, after all.
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CARTOON: Time Off?
Home is where we always are. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Soon
Stand by to re-inflate. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Shark Carry-Out
Polite Predators. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Tan Lines
Watch the straps! Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Holy Hobby
And don’t ask where the remote is. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Taking Stock
Missing the spotlight? Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Zoom Face
Face froze? Might need a reboot. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Love Bug
Love at first fright. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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A Guide to Your Chocolate Sampler Box
Cherry Cordial: Simple and sweet. Like the beginning of a relationship, before it’s clear that your partner is incapable of remembering your Wheaten terrier’s birthday. And more!
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CARTOON: Hard of Hearings?
Skip to the good parts. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Festive Feeling
It’s the little things. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Why I Liked Your Tweet: An Infographic
Fat Fingers, Pity, and more.
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CARTOON: Costume Questions
The Future is Female Fun. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Vote Victrola!
Hop on the telegraph and spread the word! Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Moscow Mitch
Muddled and indifferent with zest! Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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Thoughts on Choosing a 2020 Democratic Candidate, or Which Subway to Take Home at Night
Instead of going all the way, it’s stopping somewhere in the middle. It’s still running, but on a different platform than I expected. I don’t feel safe with this choice after 11pm. And more!
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Please Contribute to our Passive Activism Patreon
Our organization has been combating the ruinous tides of fascism since our forefathers fought (safely, from the mainland) in World War I. We’ve compiled a list of ways you, a passive patriot, can make a difference without leaving your living room.
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CARTOON: National State of Emergency
Frozen Putz. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Migrant Caravan
Though, maybe avoid any large moving mobs for now. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Gender Reknitted
Trump Reknitted Genders. Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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CARTOON: Honest Voter Stickers
“I Voted…because the sticker matches my sense of civic duty, and also my new fall coat.” Today’s cartoon by Ali Solomon.
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There Are Many Sides to Blame For My Getting Dumped By Justin
I’d like to share, in the strongest possible way, the horrible demise of my relationship with Justin. I’m not sure why I waited so long to speak out about our break-up; I guess I wanted to make sure I had all the facts. Since Justin skipped town after stealing my credit card, emptying my bank […]