Entries by Courtney Kocak

I Testify Before Congress in All My Fantasies

I can’t imagine anything more erotic than telling my story to America’s preeminent misogynists. Sweating in their suits as they question me. Wagging their erect fingers at me for slowing down an appointment critical to their agenda. Holy shit, my legs are quaking!

Flu Watch 2018: Symptoms We’re Already Dead

Reports are in, and the toxicity of this year’s flu strains, political climate, and general zeitgeist have combined to create a superbug so deadly that everyone is now a walking (but not for long!) case of sepsis.   WARNING: Anyone who has the flu and develops the following signs of apocalypse should seek medical help […]