Danny Gallagher (Dannygallagher.net) is a freelance comedy and culture writer. He’s written comedy for Cracked, CNET, MTV Online and the first Halloween episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and features for The Dallas Observer and The Onion AV Club. He’s also the co-creator of the live movie mocking comedy show The Mocky Horror Picture Show (Mockyhorror.com) and a writer and performer for the sketch troupe Coyote,both of which are based in Dallas. He’s working on a book for Humorist Books. He could really use a drink and a nap.