Originals
Caesar Ignores the Signs
CALPURNIA: Husband, please. I had a premonition—your statue drenched in blood. CAESAR: The blood of my enemies, no doubt! Thank you, that’s a nice confidence-booster.
Entries by Evan Allgood
Best of 2023
LinkedIn Through the Ages
SURREY, ENGLAND – 1502 A.D. I’ve been sitting on this news (heh) for weeks, but I’m thrilled to finally announce that I’ll be joining Richmond Palace as King Henry VII’s new Groom of the Stool! I’m a HUGE fan of the king’s small intestine, and I can’t wait to sit across from him and pick his brain while his legendary guts do their thing. Other than being a Tudor, he’s totally self-made. I’m kind of stoolstruck, tbh.
Best of 2020
Romantic E-Cards for the Pandemic
Let those quaran-crushes know how you feel!
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Gift Ideas for The Mandalorian Who Has Everything
It’s not too late to buy for that hard-to-shop-for person in your life! By Evan Allgood and illustrated by Evan Lian!
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Honest New York Signs
Know before you go! An illustration list, written by Evan Allgood, and illustrated by Evan Lian.
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Mythical Missed Connections
You [Odysseus]: Strapped to the mast of your ship, begging for release.
Us [Sirens]: The flock of smoking hot bird-babes perched on the rocks, brutalizing you with our siren song. No one has ever resisted us before! Or since!