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About Johanna Gohmann
Johanna Gohmann has written for The New Yorker, McSweeneys, The Cut, Jezebel, and Bust. She lives in Brooklyn beside a canal famous for having gonorrhea. (The canal, not Johanna.) For more of her work, please visit www.JohannaGohmann.com.
Entries by Johanna Gohmann
We invite you to help yourself to the small collection of books in the living room. While the sampling of Danielle Steele and Bill O’Reilly’s Culture Warrior may cause you to roll your eyes and deduce that we are backwards idiots, please know we have made similar assumptions about you based upon your Vampire Weekend t-shirts and many cases of flavored seltzer.