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The Art of the Memoir by Donald J. Trump
Chapter 3- Growing Up: My Dad was a Nazi, and if you’d asked me when I was a boy if that would help me relate to people, I’d have said “no.” But, as it turns out, “yes.”
Entries by Michael Maiello
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The Climate Change Diet
Notice that shirt flares around buttons near belly. Consider switching detergents or using a cold-only cycle. Laundry is ruining your wardrobe.
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Marine Corps General John Kelly Helps You Be A New and Better You in 2019
For your best 2019, call John Kelly now at the number below. I can’t make you the best you, but I think I can keep you from being the worst you, just by being around all the time.
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CARTOON: Flying Vultures
Don’t even get us started on the boarding groups. Today’s cartoon by Michael Maiello & Marty Dundics.
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Out Of My Way, We’re Boarding the Same Flight
I have a small personal item such as a laptop computer, iPad or E-reader. Actually, I have a laptop, iPad, and E-reader. I also have an iPod. Remember those? I have no idea why I have it, but I will drop it at least once during the flight, after drinks are served, and will create a ruckus to retrieve it.
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Coffee is for Voters
You think this is abuse? You can’t take this — how can you take another term and a half of Trump? I can go out there in November with the candidates you got, make myself a new Senate Judiciary Committee. Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! Get mad! Get mad!! You know what it takes to vote? You just have to be registered.
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I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Marriage – by Anonymous
I married the President but I have vowed to thwart parts of our union and his worst inclinations. My husband is facing a test to our marriage unlike any faced by a modern American rich older man who has married a far younger woman who would have been out of his league if not for […]
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A Dozen New Oscars So That Your Favorite Wins Something
1. Best Live Action Feature with Talking Infants or Animals 2. Best Picture Starring “The Rock” 3. Best Picture Featuring Marvel Superheroes 4. Least Bad/Disturbing Picture Featuring DC Superheroes 5. Straight to Lifetime Movie Network 6. “Good Effort” Award to Michael Bay’s Project this Year 7. Best Fan-directed Remake […]
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An Asylum Seeking Migrant Answers Tricky Office Job Interview Questions
They always try to get you with those trick questions.
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Trump Finally Saw Avengers: Infinity War
Looks like Trump finally saw Infinity War and he’s got some tweets for his new most admirable and very best new friend Thanos.