Chapter 3- Growing Up: My Dad was a Nazi, and if you’d asked me when I was a boy if that would help me relate to people, I’d have said “no.” But, as it turns out, “yes.”
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Notice that shirt flares around buttons near belly. Consider switching detergents or using a cold-only cycle. Laundry is ruining your wardrobe.
For your best 2019, call John Kelly now at the number below. I can’t make you the best you, but I think I can keep you from being the worst you, just by being around all the time.
Don’t even get us started on the boarding groups. Today’s cartoon by Michael Maiello & Marty Dundics.
I have a small personal item such as a laptop computer, iPad or E-reader. Actually, I have a laptop, iPad, and E-reader. I also have an iPod. Remember those? I have no idea why I have it, but I will drop it at least once during the flight, after drinks are served, and will create a ruckus to retrieve it.
You think this is abuse? You can’t take this — how can you take another term and a half of Trump? I can go out there in November with the candidates you got, make myself a new Senate Judiciary Committee. Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! Get mad! Get mad!! You know what it takes to vote? You just have to be registered.
I married the President but I have vowed to thwart parts of our union and his worst inclinations. My husband is facing a test to our marriage unlike any faced by a modern American rich older man who has married a far younger woman who would have been out of his league if not for […]
1. Best Live Action Feature with Talking Infants or Animals 2. Best Picture Starring “The Rock” 3. Best Picture Featuring Marvel Superheroes 4. Least Bad/Disturbing Picture Featuring DC Superheroes 5. Straight to Lifetime Movie Network 6. “Good Effort” Award to Michael Bay’s Project this Year 7. Best Fan-directed Remake […]
They always try to get you with those trick questions.
Looks like Trump finally saw Infinity War and he’s got some tweets for his new most admirable and very best new friend Thanos.