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Names for Trump’s New Political Party
Mein Pillow, Trump’s Chumps, Turd Reich, and more!
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BOOK EXCERPT: Slouchers: The Novelization
But Wes is a Gen X’er. And Gen X’ers take matters into their own hands! The term “Gen X” was coined in 1991 by writer and “Baby Boomer” Douglas Coupland. “Baby Boomer” is another important sociological term, this one coined years ago by a writer from the “Greatest Generation.” Before that, no generations—at least with any marketable names—ever existed. That’s just the way it was.
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Excerpt From ‘Passable in Pink’ The Novelization
The opening chords for the classic Beatles version of “Twist and Shout” could not be heard but Grimer began to sing along anyway, swaying and sashaying, all cute and delightful, motioning to the hundreds of businessmen glancing out their high rise office windows, including a certain advertising copywriter who did a doubletake when he saw a girl who looked exactly like his daughter, which was all but impossible, as she was still in school, she never skipped!
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Have You Heard The One About President Trump?
With a gleam in his eye, the doctor jibes: “That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual, because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left!”
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NPR FAN FICTION
“Escape from the Zombies in the Village by the Potomac” Terry Gross was not having a good day. She had failed to find any food beyond the Safe Zone perimeter. And then she had been unable to locate a new well for fresh drinking water. She had, however, managed to shower nude beneath a […]