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Shower Head Feels Weird About Relationship With Female Owner
Man Hides Liquor Bottle In Same Place He Used To Hide Ex-Wife’s Christmas Presents, Laptop Computer Not Crazy About Sitting On Man’s Crotch During Late Night Porno Surfing
Weekly Humorist News Briefs, Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Plus: Man Surveys New Girlfriend’s Apartment For Move-In Potential, Throw Pillow Despondent After Being Demoted To Basement Guest Bedroom
Unsettling Amount Of Serial Killer Books For Sale At Neighbor’s Garage Sale. Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News Into Little Pieces.
Plus: Man Hides Liquor Bottle In Same Place He Used To Hide Ex-Wife’s Christmas Presents, Woman Being Baptized In River Should Have Worn A Bra, Lunch Fast Food Bag Placed In Back Seat Of Car To Make Room For Dinner Fast Food Bag.
Plus: Stupid Lemonade Stand Doesn’t Have Wi-Fi, Cabbage Enthusiasts Flip The Fuck Out Over National Cabbage Day, Mom Excited About Knowing Mother Of Hostess At Chili’s.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist New Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs. Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking news, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs. Breaking news, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
Weekly Humorist News Briefs. Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.