Biggest Scoops And Spoilers From 2018 Comic-Con International: San Diego
Within the next couple of months or so, there are going to be several new movies about superheroes!
Not all cleavage is pleasing to the eye, and sometimes even has pimples.
Aquaman is made fun of by guys who for the most part refuse to take their shirts off while in the pool.
People playing the demo-booth video games don’t find it necessary to excuse themselves after they’ve broken wind.
Green Lantern has really let himself go.
It’s really tricky to get nacho cheese sauce stains out of a cape.
There is no ideal place to put one’s sword / Staff Of The Woodlands while using a restroom stall.
Using your Wonder Woman lasso of truth prop on the one night stand you met doesn’t mean that he’s really going to call you the next day.
Being mistaken for a Walking Dead zombie cosplayer while in regular street clothes means that it’s probably time to work in a quick shower.
That little kid’s Boba Fett helmet is the perfect place to quickly and surreptitiously go to the bathroom while waiting in line for a popular panel.
Going online to discuss all of the latest SDCC trailer debuts is almost kind of like having actual friends.
Even The Flash wouldn’t be able to get you to the restroom by the time those three chili-dogs hit.
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