CARTOON: Always Use A Coaster

by Jack Loftus
March 17, 2019

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Jack Loftus is a copywriter, former journalist and relatively fun cynical optimist living in Boston. His writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, The Morning News, and Gizmodo.

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