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The War on Penis Terror: Angry Vagina and Her Dating App (Part 5)

April 17, 2017/by Juliette Fretté

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April 17, 2017/by Connor McCausland

8 Acts Weirder Than Hans Zimmer Playing Coachella

April 17, 2017/by Bridget Fitzgerald

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April 17, 2017/by Cara Marino

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April 18, 2017/by Kit Lively

Auditing A Juggalo

April 18, 2017/by Dan Wuori

The Wholly Ignored Life of a Hogwarts Home Economics Professor

April 18, 2017/by Stephanie Lucianovic

Bill O’Reilly’s Unused Final Monologue

April 19, 2017/by Connor McCausland

Scientists Bring Back Dodo From Extinction For The Fourth Time

April 20, 2017/by Kira Jane Buxton

Bill O’Reilly’s Newest Book!

April 20, 2017/by John Daly

Daily Gaffermations with Sean Spicer

April 21, 2017/by Kit Lively

Quiz: Brazilian Soccer Player or Yoga Pants

April 21, 2017/by Paul Lander

Time’s List Of 100 Most Influential Times

April 21, 2017/by Bridget Fitzgerald

Letter From the R-Train

April 22, 2017/by Andy Newton

Signs That You’re At A Crummy Garage Sale

April 23, 2017/by Kit Lively

Notes to Melville (Starbuck’s)

April 24, 2017/by Steve Kerper

MILF’s 2.0: Men I’d Like to F*ck! (Better Read on in Case It’s You, Guy-at-the-Office)

April 24, 2017/by Juliette Fretté

Trump’s First 100 Days

April 26, 2017/by Les East

I am 100% Committed to Being a Dad 24 Minutes a Day

April 26, 2017/by Patrick Coyne

Controversial Lines from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 1840-1950

April 27, 2017/by Bill McKinley

Do You Need A Pep Talk?

April 27, 2017/by Sarah Aswell

14 Product Placements for Pop Songs # 9 Will Make You Literally Want To Eat Their Words

April 28, 2017/by Paul Lander

CARTOON: Good News

April 28, 2017/by Mike Shiell

Why I’m Inviting This Season’s Winner of MasterChef Junior to Read My Eulogy

April 28, 2017/by Brittany Van Horne

Turning Your Lemonade Stand Into A Solid Money-Maker

April 30, 2017/by Kit Lively