Chinese Vacation

Trump’s First 100 Days

April 26, 2017/by Les East

I am 100% Committed to Being a Dad 24 Minutes a Day

April 26, 2017/by Patrick Coyne

Controversial Lines from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 1840-1950

April 27, 2017/by Bill McKinley

Do You Need A Pep Talk?

April 27, 2017/by Sarah Aswell

14 Product Placements for Pop Songs # 9 Will Make You Literally Want To Eat Their Words

April 28, 2017/by Paul Lander

CARTOON: Good News

April 28, 2017/by Mike Shiell

Why I’m Inviting This Season’s Winner of MasterChef Junior to Read My Eulogy

April 28, 2017/by Brittany Van Horne

Turning Your Lemonade Stand Into A Solid Money-Maker

April 30, 2017/by Kit Lively

Big Boy Donny’s Birthday Party

April 30, 2017/by Johnny Wright

Sean Spicer’s Dinner Speech While Celebrating Cinco de Mayo with Coworkers at Chili’s

May 1, 2017/by Mike Calahan

Wikileaks Releases Cease and Desist Order From EPA to Mother Nature

May 2, 2017/by Rhiannon Giles

Trump’s Plans for a Canadian Border Wall

May 2, 2017/by Riane Konc

Whoops! Trump Was Caught Trying To Make Sense Of The Bill Of Rights

May 3, 2017/by Taylor Sade

STAR WARS SHOCKER: “THREEPIO’S BEEN BEATING ME FOR YEARS,” SOBS ARTOO

May 4, 2017/by Joe Blevins

If Adult Movie Dialogue Was Actually ‘Adult’

May 5, 2017/by RK Pendergrass

Some Pre-Existing Conditions The GOP Will Accept

May 5, 2017/by Connor McCausland

CARTOON: Running Joke

May 8, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

Basic French for People That Want to Move There Now

May 8, 2017/by Rachel Keller

14 Times Even Fozzie Bear Couldn’t Bail Out A Mike Huckabee Tweet

May 8, 2017/by Paul Lander

Cutting Edge Gardening Tips

May 8, 2017/by Kit Lively

Rejection Letter from Grams’ Jams to Ad Agency For Misunderstanding ‘Esoteric’ for ‘Erotic’

May 9, 2017/by Kit Lively

I’m the Ghost of a Non-Energy Efficient Home, and I Can’t Haunt This House for Shit

May 10, 2017/by Melissa Pelletier

James Comey’s Medications for the Recently Unemployed or Politically Compromised

May 10, 2017/by Riane Konc

“Oh Crap! It’s Mother’s Day” 14 Last Minute Gift Ideas

May 11, 2017/by Bridget Fitzgerald

CARTOON: Crop Circles

May 12, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

LEAKED! Ernie’s Memo To Staff On New HBO Set of Sesame Street

May 12, 2017/by Joe Blevins