Chinese Vacation

Big Boy Donny’s Birthday Party

April 30, 2017/by Johnny Wright

Sean Spicer’s Dinner Speech While Celebrating Cinco de Mayo with Coworkers at Chili’s

May 1, 2017/by Mike Calahan

Wikileaks Releases Cease and Desist Order From EPA to Mother Nature

May 2, 2017/by Rhiannon Giles

Trump’s Plans for a Canadian Border Wall

May 2, 2017/by Riane Konc

Whoops! Trump Was Caught Trying To Make Sense Of The Bill Of Rights

May 3, 2017/by Taylor Sade

STAR WARS SHOCKER: “THREEPIO’S BEEN BEATING ME FOR YEARS,” SOBS ARTOO

May 4, 2017/by Joe Blevins

If Adult Movie Dialogue Was Actually ‘Adult’

May 5, 2017/by RK Pendergrass

Some Pre-Existing Conditions The GOP Will Accept

May 5, 2017/by Connor McCausland

CARTOON: Running Joke

May 8, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

Basic French for People That Want to Move There Now

May 8, 2017/by Rachel Keller

14 Times Even Fozzie Bear Couldn’t Bail Out A Mike Huckabee Tweet

May 8, 2017/by Paul Lander

Cutting Edge Gardening Tips

May 8, 2017/by Kit Lively

Rejection Letter from Grams’ Jams to Ad Agency For Misunderstanding ‘Esoteric’ for ‘Erotic’

May 9, 2017/by Kit Lively

I’m the Ghost of a Non-Energy Efficient Home, and I Can’t Haunt This House for Shit

May 10, 2017/by Melissa Pelletier

James Comey’s Medications for the Recently Unemployed or Politically Compromised

May 10, 2017/by Riane Konc

“Oh Crap! It’s Mother’s Day” 14 Last Minute Gift Ideas

May 11, 2017/by Bridget Fitzgerald

CARTOON: Crop Circles

May 12, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

LEAKED! Ernie’s Memo To Staff On New HBO Set of Sesame Street

May 12, 2017/by Joe Blevins

We Got You This Beautiful Charm Bracelet For Mother’s Day

May 13, 2017/by Sarah Aswell

A Comprehensive Advisory System Based On Sean Spicer’s Standing Patterns As Devised By Homeland Security

May 15, 2017/by Allison Hirschlag

History’s Great Writers Describe Sean Spicer in the Bushes

May 15, 2017/by Lauren Morgan Whitticom

Rejected Prom Themes

May 16, 2017/by Sari Beliak

Other Super Secret Info Leaked To Russia By Trump

May 16, 2017/by Kit Lively

Contents of Comey’s Other Memos

May 17, 2017/by Stephanie McMaster

5 Personal Essays I Didn’t Get to Publish Before the Boom was Over

May 20, 2017/by Brittany Van Horne

CARTOON: De-evolution

May 22, 2017/by Maria Scrivan