Diddy Lyrics That, In Hindsight, Revealed What Combs Was Up To
“Hey, thanks for being a fan!
Now please get into the van.
Enjoy a blunt I just rolled,
And I’ll apply this lil blindfold.”
“C’mon girl, shake that rump,
I can introduce you to Donnie Trump!
Since Epstein was arrested,
Teen girls have gone unmolested.”
“You girls have run away from your homes?
Nice to meet ya, I’m Sean John Combs.
Just now in town, and already meeting a star!
Now please join the others in the trunk of this car.”
“Forget Eminem, and forget Ice Cube,
Me, I’m Diddy, you old enough to have pubes?”
“The word on the street?
Girl, I’m really dope.
I’ve got guys for you to meet,
Don’t struggle against the rope.”
“Lil lady, I can hear your heart,
All the guys you meet are janky.
I can get you a fresh start,
Just breathe into this hankie.”
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