Dr. Kit’s Nuggets Of Wisdom (now with choice of dipping sauce)
The journey of a thousand miles begins with faking your own death and hiding from your family.
Actions speak louder than words, and teenage girls talk louder than anyone during the entire goddamn movie.
Curiosity killed the cat, but even so, you should have had her shots up to date. Not cool, man.
You cannot unscramble eggs, so keep the sausages wrapped up fellas.
Fortune favors the bold, as well as billionaire criminals and spoiled rotten nepo-babies.
Don’t beat a dead horse, unless someone is taking a video of you with their phone, and you think it could potentially go viral.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
