Duck Dynasty crew to release Christmas CD “What Would Jesus Shoot?”
The cast of “Duck Dynasty” announced, for all their fans ‘who a give duck,’ it’s never too late to order their holiday stocking stuffer, the Duck Dynasty Christmas CD. The album titled “What Would Jesus Shoot,” will include the family’s personal take on many a holiday classic.
Here are just some of the tunes that are sure to hit the target:
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer… So, We Shot It
The Beard Song: Let it Grow. Let it Grow. Let it Grow.
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer… Is Easily Mounted Over the Fireplace
The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Gunfire
The 12 Rounds of Christmas
Jingle Bell Glock
The Little Gunner Boy
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…