Hall of Impeached Presidents And 9 Other Disney World Updated Attractions For 2020 Grand Reopening
Peter Pandemic: The Ride
Snow White and the Six Dwarfs- At least while Sneezy is in self quarantine
It’s a Smaller World After All – (With Americans banned from most countries on this ride)
Pirates of Caribbean Cruise Lines
Lindsey Graham’s Mister Toadie’s Wild Ride
The Russian Bear Jamboree
Hall of Impeached Presidents
Trump Tax Return’s Under the Sea of Red Ink Attraction
Scott Baio’s Has Been Star Wars Roller Coaster
Tiki Torch Lounge
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
