It Takes DADDYMATERIAL71 a Little Too Long to Get to the Point

Howdy-doo! Are there more wolves and less meat there? 😉😉

I think you look interesting and would like to chat with you.

Hi. Do you get my DMs?

Long time! How have you been lately?

Just so you know, I can do various poses… 🍑😝

Do you usually send people DMs?

I like cats too. Grandma had a British shorthair called Lola. Little devil. 😂

Btw, cats… 😉 😉 😂

My sister saw your X profile, she says you seem awesome.

How’s the weather?

Stuck in traffic… if you know what I mean. 🍭 😉

Saw your tweet about the cyclone. You OK?

Hi.

Hello.

Namastay!

Girl, I have a feeling you take satisfaction in reading my DMs and not responding. Naughty, naughty. 😉 😉

Lonely night. Can we video chat? 🍆 🍑 💦

Hey, can you do me a favor? 😔

Out for pizza.

I heard you also like playing games. Can we chat about that? 😉 😉

Who do you usually meet?

Was scrolling through IG and noticed you liked a post about Shibari. Damn! 🤯

Guess what? I’m at the cricket stadium and the crowd is wild. There’s a first time for everything…

Out for pizza again. It is a beautiful night. Wish you were here.

So you like a little spanking too? Or just Shibari? I’m up for anything. 😉

Hi.

Hey-ho!

I’m alone tonight. 😉

Hi.

Ugh, traffic again. The unsexy type.

Hi.

Hey dude.

…

I am looking for a friend.

PhD-ing in Law, Calcutta Uni | Ed. @thehooghlyreview & The Bare Bones Book of Speculative Fiction (@barebonesllp, 2026)