https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/WH-cartoon-template-spyware-feat.png 330 432 Ivan Ehlers https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ivan Ehlers2022-07-13 20:22:422022-07-13 23:56:07CARTOON: Spyware
Though I will accept all cookies. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
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Finally: The Most Comfortable Pants In The World That No One Will Say Look Comfortable: I’ve worn these outside the house at least twenty different times and not one person (knock on wood) has said, “I like your pants, they look super comfortable.” Instead, they just say the first part of that sentence and then stop. I am amazed!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/offline-feat.jpg 330 432 Thomas Wykes https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Thomas Wykes2021-02-24 20:44:322022-01-02 13:55:09Offline Dating and Other Things to Try After the Pandemic
So many new things to soon explore! Illustrated list by Thomas Wykes.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/teach-tech.png 330 432 Candy Schulman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Candy Schulman2020-08-19 23:07:132020-08-19 23:07:13Remote Online Training Reluctantly Delivered To You Remotely From Your Remotely Conscious I.T. Staff
The Provost should have written this online guide, but he’s being tutored by his 9-year-old son learning HTML and Cobra in the likely event that budget cuts will slash our entire IT department. So after sharing some edibles, we are totally unprepared to prepare you.
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Spruce up the walls of your shanty lean-to with copies of your viral tweet.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/pre-cog-aws-feat.png 330 432 Jane Driver https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jane Driver2020-02-20 18:40:312020-02-20 18:40:31Introducing Amazon Prime PreCognition: No-Day Shipping On Stuff You Haven't Even Ordered Yet
Here’s how it works: Our new PreOrder division is staffed by PreCog specialists who know every detail of your past, present and future. We feed their visions into our algorithm and use that predictive technology to time your deliveries with uncanny accuracy.
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To apply, carefully read and complete all sections (A-F) below. Submissions should be free of spelling and grammar errors. Submissions should also be free of your unsolicited commentary on the “super uptight” requirements for landing this role.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/featured-WH-you.png 330 432 Rachel Keller https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Rachel Keller2019-06-07 17:51:352019-06-07 17:51:35I Am A Trendy Article and I Will Make You Feel Called Out By Any Means Necessary
It’s not an algorithm showing you relevant content that fits your lifestyle and “brand” (I know you call it a “brand”). It’s me, the article, watching you every moment of your life so I may better make you feel understood. I am like a totally chill and funny hunter and you are my prey. So yes, you are being “personally attacked”. By me!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/featured-image-template-prime.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2019-04-24 17:43:092019-04-24 17:43:09Your New Amazon Prime Member Services
We've totally upgraded the storage amount available with our Amazon Photos service! Load up to three times as many photos, with even more high quality resolution! And if you "accidentally" load some naughty naked photos, it will only be a small, one time fee of $550 to get them back! You're very lucky that we like you.
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We thank you for upholding the idea that even though there's a cheaper, more sensible way to eat, sleep, drink — do virtually anything — you don't care. You want things to stay the same. Because staying the same is the only way we can respect the past and keep people like us alive. You realize that once our business dies off -- and it will -- life will never be the same.