Minutes From Last Months Meeting Of BRONIE, The Social Group For Men Who Are Obsessed With My Little Pony

Half an hour spent by Brian calming other members down, assuring them that it’s perfectly okay for grown men to be obsessed with My Little Pony. Check and make sure that each member’s Xanax prescription is up to date with plenty of refills.

Other members express sympathy to Edward over his recent divorce.

Also condolences for Kenneth, Brad, Tim, Brent, Simon, Eduardo, Philip and Edgar re their recent divorces.

Discuss firing website moderator who won’t remove misleading info on group site that claims BRONIE stands for Broken, Reclusive Oddballs Needing Immediate Euthanasia.

Forty-seven minutes spent going through group’s Facebook page, erasing rude messages from fake members who signed up just to be mean.

One hour and fifteen minutes spent with the group outside, fashioning the huge spray-painted image of the large penis on the side of Simon’s house into a My Little Pony character(Twilight Sparkle, because of the mostly purple color of both images).

Half an hour spent discussing last week’s Bronie gathering in front of city hall, protesting the recent local ordinance that requires all Bronies to notify neighbors in person of their presence when moving into a new neighborhood.

Thirty-eight minutes spent researching a lawyer who might represent us re Edgar’s recent back tattoo (which did include the My Little Pony character that Edgar requested, but engaged in activities that Edgar did NOT request, and that Fluttershy would NEVER perform upon a lactating dragon).

by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence