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New Event Venues for Climate Change
Outdoor Film in the Cavern
Bowling in the Cavern
Concert… in the Cavern
Art Installation… in the Cavern
Beer Garden… in the Cavern
Everything… in the Cavern
Shit. We live inside a Cavern.
Don’t know if I can deal with living in a cavern the rest of my life.
I mean, it wouldn’t be so bad—if it weren’t for the neurotoxic slugs and blinding bacteria.
We probably should’ve scouted out this cavern better.
Now all the other caverns are taken.
Going outside means certain death.
How much beer do we even have left?
Kite-flying in the Cavern
Origami in the Cavern
Cave Art in the Cavern
Hari-kari in the Cavern
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Jason Bentsman recently got kicked out of a Law of Attraction meet-up, and is still wondering what that means. Humor in The American Bystander, the Offing, HAD, Litro Magazine UK, Slackjaw, 251, RobotButt, et al. Other writing worldwide. His poetic environmental book has been called “A 21st century HOWL” (A.S., The New Yorker & Vanity Fair). More info: www.linktr.ee/Jason_Bentsman
